Me: I have my whole wedding planned out, all I need is the guy.
Mom: You already have the guy.
Me: Blank Stare
Mom: He's taking you to Europe.
Me: No, that's my friend Joe. He's not taking me and he has a girlfriend.
(yeah, my mom thinks if there is a guy involved in anything, I am obviously dating him)
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As the HAWT guy on Project Runway is talking about how he came out of the closet...
Me: DAMN!
Dad: He's a designer, what did you expect?
Me: There's always hope.
Dad: There's never hope.