When I was a kid I used to take pictures cat food ad kittens and glue cut-out pictures of human eyes and noses and mouths over their features. I made this example tonight to illustrate this:

It took me about 2 hours and entirely too many magazines to find good kitten ad. There used to be a lot more when I was younger.

I love my car because I now have automatic windows, which means that on hot days I can open them all and have wind coming in from all directions. I love Saturns because it was the first car I'd ever been naked in; this fact did influence my decision in buying one. Yesterday I cleaned out all the random papers in my car and I had to lie on the backseat to get them out. It was rather comfortable and brought back some memories.
Don't get me wrong though, I do miss Krusty the Kar and how it shook violently when I hit the brake and how the roof rack made the radio stations come in too fuzzy in the rain and how the spare tire was filled with green pennies and how people would think I was a cop in the middle of the night.

I read a book yesterday called the Year of Yes. Basically for a year the author went out with every guy (and girl) who asked her so she went out with like over 100 people or something ridiculous like that. WTF? I haven't been asked out by anyone in the last 2 and a half years (and basically my whole life), who gets asked out that much?