It’s time for SNAKES ON A KITTY!

So, I just got back from D.C., my last scheduled event for Val’s Best Summer Ever (although since it doesn’t officially end until I find a job, whether next week or next February, stay tuned for more events!) and my first time seeing Rob since he moved there like a billion years ago. Yay, ’twas tons of fun! Here’s a recap:
Thursday: So, I was supposed to meet everyone in D.C. and go out to a cool seafood place for dinner and drinks and fried donuts, but alas my flight got delayed for about two hours so I arrived much later than anticipated. :( So, when I finally landed, Rob picked me up and we got some Wendys and headed back to his place where we ate and I met Junior who tried to steal my hamburger and fries and eventually knocked down my soda. Sillykitty. Soon after Chris, Christine, Jake, Katie, and Laura came by to say hi so I finally got to meet people I only know lj names for. Yay! But they had to take off shortly after so Rob and I played some Mario three before heading off to bed.
Friday: Long, but fun day. It started with trying to figure out what the heck this Guitar Hero thing was all about. It is apparently a game with fake guitars that you pretend to play. I did ok on the easy level and easy songs (it’s easier when I knew the lyrics) but anything involving more than three fingers is beyond my ability.
After failing miserably at videogamedom Rob and I went to get Christine and headed over to the Pentagon for a tour given by her old boss. It was pretty interesting because we got to go to places that most tour groups don’t really go like to the inner courtyard (trivia answer: at the center of the Pentagon is an owl, not a hot dog stand) and the media room where I got to pretend to be the Secretary of Defense. It was kind of creepy though that everywhere we went in there were reserves of gas masks for in case of emergencies and kind of funny to see “No driving past this point” signs while on the third floor (since it was originally designed to drive into).
Next up it was off to the George Washington Masonic National Memorial, It was this large temple-like place full of creepy Egyptian-like paintings with a taped commentary that matched-up with lights that illuminated different sections on cue. Rob told me that the masons were kind of like the Stonecutters on the Simpsons so I proceeded to have that damn song on my head throughout the museum (Who made Steve Guttenberg, A Star! We do, we do.) The highlight though was that you got to go out on the balcony on the top floor to see a good view of the city because we all know that I have to see every city from as high up as possible. When we’d had enough of that, we headed back to Rob’s, played more Guitar Hero, and got some cheap chicken wings at Clyde’s before heading off to see the monuments at night. We all (Me, Rob, Christine, Chris, Katie, Laura, and someone else who’s name I don’t remember) walked about snapping pics and seeing the monuments all lit up and pretty. We saw the Washington Monument, World War II memorial, and the Lincoln Memorial and on the way back to the metro passed the Korean War memorial which is totally freaky because it looks like all these real people in the dark. Scaaary.

Saturday: Saturday we woke up nice and early to make our way to the National Zoo to see the amnimals. We saw Pandamabears (which were sleeping when we got there, but eventually semi-woke up)

and elemaphants, and GI-raffes and then some hippoooooo!s Then some golden lion tamarinds (which are the cutest monkeys ever) and more monkey and ape-like things and other such small animals.

After the zoo we headed back to Rob’s for more guitar heroing and such and then went to see Beerfest, which was actually pretty damn funny. I especially liked that when there was a hot-dog eating contest in one scene all the competitors were skinny little Asians, hehe how true!
Later we watched another movie. A movie that I can’t believe I’ve known Rob for this long and have yet to see. A movie that is probably the only Canadian Kung-fu Vampire Musical starring Jesus. Yup: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter!! Woohoo! It lived up to my every expectation! Woohoo!
Sunday: Sunday was kind of a lazy-ish day. Rob had a fantasy football draft that was way more important than me so we sat around watching silly TV (I made him watch Trading Spaces and MADE!). When Rob was done acting out his childhood fantasies we headed off with Chris, Laura, and Katie to the Hirshhorn Art Museum which was full of odd contemporary art goodness. There was an Anselm Kiefer exhibit which rocked. The paintings were full of depth (I don’t mean a depth of meaning because I don’t understand a lot of art, I mean depth as in layers of paint) and texture and a lot of them were more three dimensional with objects hanging from them. He also incorporated some writing into them, which I liked. There were some other interesting pieces throughout like paintings of gumball machines and taped up floors, and television sets flashing images and making an American Flag. Rob wasn’t quite as impressed, especially with the paitings that were seemingly just white.

Ah well, can’t please them all. But SOME of us liked the art :)

After the museum I bid adieu to Rob’s friends and we headed back to his place where we watched the Emmy’s and I got my ass kicked in Mario Bros., Monopoly, and some weird monster truck race game.
Monday: Woke up early, said goodbye to Junior, said goodbye to Rob, and cauht my flight home. And I have now successfully made it to D.C. twice without ever seeing the White House!
More pictures later!