Stop the world.

My mom has a cell phone.

It is one of those prepaid ones and she has been instructed to keep it off unless she has to make a call. My dad programmed in our home number and her work number and showed her how to go to that. She will forget.

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DePaul is now a Pepsi school. That makes me sad. What will especially be missed is the Coke machine that, after putting in my $1.25, would often give me five bottles of coke.

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The CTA has an ad campaign called "Don't be Jack" Basically it is little stick figures talking loudly and spraying graffiti and such:

(only pics I could find online, sucky quality)

Remind you of anything???

(the inline posters i designed 5 years ago)

From this I have determined that...
a) I am a marketing genious.
b) I should sue the CTA

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All I have been doing lately is homework and job applying and searching all over for my damn missing health insurance cards (I got them in the mail a few days ago and they have disappeared off the face of the planet). Hopefully things will change soon and I will be back to my normal blogging adventures.