1. My dad bought me a laser level. It's my favorite thing ever and I haven't even used it yet. Yes, I am that excited over this.

2. I need to move out soon because my dad bought a new entertainment center and had to rearrange the furniture in the living room and its all screwed up because my couch that I won't let anyone use is totally in the way. Yes, I own a couch already.

3. My sisters came over today and we were all going to see a movie. I somehow convinced them that instead of something quality we should go see Accepted. It rocked. It made me sad though that I didn't have a great college experience of saying fuck it all and following all the things I really wanted to do and pretty much wasted four years on a crappy degree. Yes, I got all this from a dumb college movie.

4. Nat and Jen apparently decided that if Jen gets cancer and is going to die they are going to harvest Jen's eggs so I can carry her child so her spirit lives on. Then I can write a book about it and get on Oprah. They decided that Tori Spelling will play me in the made for TV movie. This is because most real stars won't appear on TV movies. It was either her, Tracey Gold, or Kelly Martin. I chose the lesser evil. Yes, these are the things we discuss.