Is it a bad sign when...

you are watching an interior design program on TV and know exactly where the designer bought half the stuff in the room?

you are a kind of small person and eat an entire carnitas burrito (and maybe a bag of chips and guacamole too) and you don't even like pork?

you come amazingly close to throwing a remote control at a brand new HDTV when Fox goes out during an American Idol performance?

you are reading a book and it makes you think that maybe slavery wasn't bad?

you are reading the same book, which takes place during the Civil War, and keep wondering who is going to win the war?