Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl who liked the color pink. She liked pink so much that she surrounded herself with the color. She had a pink computer and a pink ipod and pink candy and pink flowers and pink clothing and a pink website. She liked pink so much that one morning she woke up and found that she herself had turned the color pink.

Turns out that being pink isn't as glorious as it sounds. And the poor girl was left to a life of pain, aloe vera, and funny looks from people on the street.
THE END.

p.s. it's really really hard to take a picture of your own back.