1. I woke up really suddenly in the middle of the night and saw a red dot and my first thought was that someone was on my neighbors roof shining a laser pointer into my room. Then I realized that it was the light on my VCR.

2. I just applied to be the next Elvira. Although I think the deadline was passed anyways. I will apply to be on the Bachelor next month after I get my hair cut for the first time in a year. They don't let girls ont he Bachelor with messy hair.

3. I think I have packed more for a two day roadtrip then I did for a 3 week Europe trip.

4. someone on missed connections is looking for a girl in PINK ouside the Civic Opera House...the one day I wear blue!