1. I am officially a master. OK, not officially because I still have to turn in two papers over the weekend and I still won't get my diploma until March because I am a slacker who missed the deadline. But I never have to go to school again! Joshua, who is apparently my only friend, met me at the wine bar to celebrate. I had lots of wine and raspberry beer. All you people who didn't come celebrate are bad people :( (insert valsadnoisehere)

2. Krystal posted my pictures!

2. I really need to stop impulsively buying Steppenwolf tickets.

3. Seriously, how is it that everyone else I know is seeing opera and I am not?