1. I feel as if I'm neglecting my blog if I go more than a day without posting and it's been five days. So here is a blog. I have nothing really to say though. Scratch that, I have tons to talk about and wish I could talk about such things here, but I can't actually say any of it here. I wish I could.

2. When I die, please make sure that my grave links to my website.

3. A conversation:
Jason: hi, who're you doing?
Me: did you just ask me who I'm doing? No one right now ;-)
Jason: ha ha ha ha ha, typo. I meant "hi, how're you doing" lol, that's too funny.