The Downers Grove police called me yesterday. Apparently someone with my license plate number shot at a postman.

Luckily (and not surprisingly) it was not me. It was a gray SUV (I have a black Sedan)...and I did not leave my house at all that day...and I am not a dude.

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Sometimes you're driving home at 1:30 in the morning and your favorite song ever comes on the radio so you turn up the volume and open all the windows in 42 degree weather and drive 2 extra exits on the highway before turning around.

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I invented a new flavor sensation the other day when I ate a potato chip that had been sitting in a box of tea for a week.

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Thoughts on 24 Season 2

- The plot is exactly the same as Season 6.
- How does Kim keep her hair so perfect after all she's been through.
- When they bring someone back in episode 23 after I have not seen them since episode 4, I get very confused and don't remember who they are.
- Please don't show close-ups of a dying moaning man on the ground with Jack over him...it looks like they're having an intimate moment.