none of you will ever understand how brilliant of a moment this was. Damn you all for not embracing the horribleness of reality tv…
May I present Paula Abdul’s critique of Jason singing…after he’d sang his first song of the night…
Posts from April, 2008
moments like this make reality tv
Posted by Val on April 30th, 2008 at 12:24 am | Permalink | 2 Comments » |
i watch waaaay too many horror films
Posted by Val on April 28th, 2008 at 10:09 pm | Permalink | No Comments » |
I am reading the Diary of Anne Frank…
Several times during the book someone comes by the office where they are hiding and comes close to discovering their secret hiding place…
While reading this I seriously feel like I know exactly what is coming next…
Obviously, thinks Val, this person is going to stumble in to their secret annex, then the family will have to kill them and feast off the body…
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I so could have written a better story than Anne…
i am so good at cleaning cow butt
Posted by Val on April 27th, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Permalink | No Comments » |
1. Last night I met up with Nad for dinner. We went to La Magdelana and I had the yummiest Enchiladas Poblanas with beef and mole sauce ever! Afterwards we went back to her house (I finally got to see her house!) and played Smooth Moves on her borrowed Wii. It is the most insanely stupid yet awesomest game ever. You have to hold the remote in different ways and this porno/Jack Handy voice comes up to explain how to hold it. And then it gives you three seconds to do each task. And even though some of the tasks are as simple as sweep a leaf off the floor, it’s hard because it takes about 4 seconds to figure out that that’s what you’re supposed to do. My favorite was the one where you had to hold the Wii in “mohawk position” and stab a piece of meat to eat. We called it the Pat Bertoletti.
2. Seriously, having scissors near a mirror is a bad idea for me. At least my bangs don’t look as bad as the last time I decided to cut them myself…
pop quiz
Posted by Val on April 25th, 2008 at 9:11 pm | Permalink | 4 Comments » |
Time for an exam. Please leave your answers in the comments:
1. It was announced today that they are adding a qualifying round for the Nathan’s contest in Chicago. I am definitely going. I am considering competing but I think I would rather be known in the competitive-eating circuit as the girl who takes kick-ass photos of the competitions than as the girl who ate three hot dogs and then threw up in a competition. Thoughts?
2. I will have 7 3-day weekends this summer. What should I do with them?
pop quiz | 4 Comments » |
everything i touch turns to pink
Posted by Val on April 24th, 2008 at 6:11 pm | Permalink | No Comments » |
1. Laura Bush doesn’t blink. This bothers me greatly.
2. AI spoiler: Carly is gone! A dreadlocked dude who sang Memory and didn’t realize it was originally sung by a cat and a crying girl who screwed up her song, was the only person in the history of the show to ask to start over, and then still sang badly are BOTH SAFE. That results show totally redeemed the season.
3. I’ve been having oddish dreams lately. I think it has to do with sleeping pantsless with the windows open.
4. Speaking of odd dreams I had a dream last night that I went to Amsterdam and at the end of the week realized I had done nothing there, and then my plane home nearly crashed twice. Do you think that’s a sign?
5. I went to Billy Goats for the first time ever (b/c they have cheese sammiches) and they had fries. I was disappointed in that.
6. OMG!!!
7. OMG2
8. Everything’s gone by the time I want it.
9. Everything I touch turns to pink. I just looked at my earphone buds and they are now pink instead of the original white. For serious. (actually, this probably has more to do with the fact that they’ve been resting in a box of fruit tea…but I like my theory better :-) )
