1. Laura Bush doesn't blink. This bothers me greatly.

2. AI spoiler: Carly is gone! A dreadlocked dude who sang Memory and didn't realize it was originally sung by a cat and a crying girl who screwed up her song, was the only person in the history of the show to ask to start over, and then still sang badly are BOTH SAFE. That results show totally redeemed the season.

3. I've been having oddish dreams lately. I think it has to do with sleeping pantsless with the windows open.

4. Speaking of odd dreams I had a dream last night that I went to Amsterdam and at the end of the week realized I had done nothing there, and then my plane home nearly crashed twice. Do you think that's a sign?

5. I went to Billy Goats for the first time ever (b/c they have cheese sammiches) and they had fries. I was disappointed in that.

6. OMG!!!

7. OMG²

8. Everything's gone by the time I want it.

9. Everything I touch turns to pink. I just looked at my earphone buds and they are now pink instead of the original white. For serious. (actually, this probably has more to do with the fact that they've been resting in a box of fruit tea...but I like my theory better :-) )