I am reading the Diary of Anne Frank...

Several times during the book someone comes by the office where they are hiding and comes close to discovering their secret hiding place...

While reading this I seriously feel like I know exactly what is coming next...

Obviously, thinks Val, this person is going to stumble in to their secret annex, then the family will have to kill them and feast off the body...

...

I so could have written a better story than Anne...