1. You know who drives a Cadillac? Betty White. Just sayin'.

2. I have officially met a Pulitzer-prize winner in my lifetime. Tracy Letts just won and I had met him way back when I interned at Steppenwolf.

3. Official ticketing business=trying to get a magic grow bug to grow in an envelope licker bottle. It took entirely too long. In fact, I never actually saw results.