1. Someone with a Wii needs to buy the competitive eating game so that I can play it. I'll even give you the $10.

2. I need to get a wii so I can play that and Mario Kart and Guitar Hero whenever I want. I won't any get better though. As soon as I buy one they will unveil Wii Pink.

3. Wii needs to invent a game called "Broadway Star" where you have to sing and dance to showtunes. I am the only one who would buy that.

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Monday I had the day off because it made more sense to take off then that this Friday. I've found that more people notice that you are off on Mondays.

Monday MK was a demanding ass and MADE ME go buy him lunch and bring it to him.