CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Relax; you already know which sweetheart is for you. You do not have to reject anybody. The person not chosen by you will intuit your intentions and bow out. This frees you up to meet with your destiny.
Posts from December, 2008
holiday mathis always knows the answer
Posted by Val on December 30th, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Permalink | No Comments » |
we interrupt this blog for a special announcement…
Posted by Val on December 30th, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Permalink | No Comments » |
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sneezing is fun
Posted by Val on December 30th, 2008 at 9:39 am | Permalink | 8 Comments » |
eye candy for heather
I know Heather waits for this… Yesterday the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale started so I took off after work for my semi-annual stock up.
By now I have this sale down to a science…start with the bra bin…then move on to underwear…then the periphery items (pajamas, shirts, etc.). Always look at tags because they like to try to trick you into thinking the non-sale merchandise is sale merchandise. Go to the line that looks as long as every other line, but goes twice as fast because it is really one line that feeds into two cashiers. Science I tell you.
Anyways, here’s the loot…
(Yes, yes Victoria’s Secret DOES have a line of collegiate gear for U of I)
See what you’re missing out on boys? ;-)
scotty is leaving me soon
I went to the frog bar last night to see scotty. It was fun but I forgot the memory card for my camera :( I felt naked all night. Scott is scared of me though and thinks I am weird. Andy called me the most girly girl he knows. Which is odd because I’m really not that much of a girly girl. My financial panther then gave me the option of filling out paper work in the parking lot or at his house. So I went to his house which ended in me laying in his bed and being shot in the ass. That’s all I’m saying.
coffee break
Starbucks is advertising their new tea lattes that debut in five days. I am afraid that that means the end of the espresso truffle (pronounced expresso by everyone who works at starbucks).
new years
I still have no clue what I am doing for new years.
it’s either…
go to mk’s party (where I will probably end up crying)
go out with my best friends (but they are both married, and I am so totally not… and they don’t really have any plans yet)
somehow split my time between the two of those.
Go to bars in the city with a friend from work.
Go to bars in the city with Heather if she is in town.
I’m not sure what to do.
threesome?
Posted by Val on December 29th, 2008 at 10:57 am | Permalink | 15 Comments » |
So Sid brought up having a threesome in the comments of my last post. Obviously, this is what ensued… (sorry Jeff, had to post it…)
Val: but if you, sid, walter, james, joejoe all have dates i’ll be left out in the cold :(
Jeff: well there will be no single women, that doesnt mean no single men
Val: i know. but i don’t know how quality these other single men would be…
not that the list of guys i mentioned is all that quality… :-)
Jeff: shiiiiiitttttt you just dont know what you are missing out on
Val: hey, you’re the one who wants to bring a date…i’ll be the one drunk on slushy drinks and lonely…
Jeff: haha yeah but the last time that happened at a wedding, i just got cried on
the last time if happened overall you were half passed out and unresponsive
Val: :( i’m a bad lonely drunk
Jeff: i dont even thnk you were that drunk at the wedding
Val: yeah, i wasn’t really drunk. so see, maybe i would be slutty at a wedding when i was drunk ;-)
Jeff: 3 some it is
haha
Val: threesome with who?
Jeff: i dont know, whoever, i will see where the night takes me and have everyone else force feed drinks on you
who knows maybe it will be an 8 some
Val: haha
i’m trying to think who i would have the threesome with if i had to choose
Jeff: haha are you getting double teamed or is it 2 girls and a guy
haha
Val: i dunno. unless it was with joe and alina…
you would be one of them i think…but it’s mostly a trust thing and because i know you the best
Jeff: yeah
you should see if heather wants to be your date to rob’s
everyone knows her
Val: hmm…true
Jeff: tell her i am going, she will be sold
Val: oh, i’m not enough of a selling point?
Jeff: dude, i am awesome
Val: you don’t think i’m awesome?
Jeff: i am just saying heather will be sold on ME!
wooo1
woo!
go me
Val: i’m awesome AND cute, take that
Val: hmmm…but that does make it sold for the threesome…you, me, heather. mmmhmmm
Jeff: haha josh might kill me
my feet are a 2 and i’d keep my parrot on that shoulder
Posted by Val on December 27th, 2008 at 2:01 pm | Permalink | 8 Comments » |
one.
I am working on a playlist of songs involving the word “baby” or something that seems babyish. For instance I have come up with songs like “Hit me Baby One More Time” and “Cradle of Love.” Anyone have any suggestions?
two.
I have received 2 calls in the last month. I am what you call “popular.”
three.
I watched a dumb Lifetime Christmas Wedding movie the other day. But I got really annoyed at the end when the wedding photographer was just using the flash on his camera, because it totally took me out of reality :-)
four.
My DVD player broke with a Netflix DVD stuck inside of it. Jeff said it would be easy to get it out. Ummm….yeah…this is what happened:
I bought a new one. And…you’ll be so proud…I bought a black one instead of the pink one they had.
five.
Rob and Christine were in town so I headed out to Bourbonnais to see them and get dinner. We got Steak n Shake because it’s the only time Rob can get it. They made fun of me for liking coleslaw…and for having a small chest… At Rob’s place we watched some of Pirates of the Caribbean in HD and it looked really weird. Like too real and too fake all at the same time. It looked like something on PBS. It was odd. Walter and Sid kept trying to get me to smell their feet but I wouldn’t.
And the more Christine and Rob described the wedding the more we realized just how amazingly kick-ass it will be.
On the way home Sid and I devised a plan for the wedding, as I will be one of about 3 or 4 single women there and can have my pick of all the nerds I want :-) He said I have to dress slutty but not too slutty to be scary to them and that I need to know stuff about Stargate and the like. He also said if all else fails James can be plan B.
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