1. I hate when I come up with a brilliant idea twenty minutes too late.

2. I hate when I come up with a BRILLIANT vacation plan only to realize that I won't be able to get off of work that week. :-(

3. When I first saw the new Tropicana packaging I thought it was a cheap generic brand OJ. Maybe they are typing to put forth the image of budget juice?

4. Do I need to wear this to marry Jason?

5. You can now become a fan of Silly America on Facebook! You can also become a fan of my jackalope Flopsy! Some day I will actually design the website...

6. I think American Idol thinks we can't count. They made this big deal at the end of the last episode to have the last two guys have a sing off to determine which would make it to the next round. In the end they let both of them through. Then they continually announced the "Top 36." Ummm...so that means that they didn't miraculously add one more person or else the count would be 37...so it was pretty much planned. Eric pointed out that you could tell that in actuality they weren't the last two to go because there were people in the room who had been already kicked out.

7. Another observation on American Idol. You know how they make all the contestants perform in stupid Ford commercials? Of course you don't! That was a trick question as I am the only one who watches Idol. But anyways. They make all the contestants perform in stupid Ford commercials. My question is...what are they going to do with the blind dude? Does he get to drive?

8. Every time I come across it it...I still can't believe this is still on the internet: beepgonk

9. I accidentally came across my first (real person) crush on facebook and my heart skipped a beat.

10. My mom to me and my dad: "The difference between our family and the rest of the world is that most other people would want the kid to be born on Valentine's Day. You want it to be born on Friday the 13th."

11. Blue or gray? BLUE or GRAY?

12. I am ordering cheap sale jewelry from Anthroplogie all the time from now on. Why? Because they ship it in the cutest little fabric bags ever.

13. Last night on throwdown the dudes made a chocolate bread pudding with BACON creme anglaise. I am soooo making that.