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Posts from July, 2009



everything’s blurred out



1.
Krystal Square Off is coming up! I technically have Opera Ball the night before…but I think I might just have to ditch that this year :( I am actually sad because I like going to Opera Ball…but there is no way I can drive through the night this year!

Since there are no Krystals anywhere near Chicago, it is really no surprise that there are no qualifiers anywhere near Chicago…


View Krystal Square Off 2009 in a larger map

And there are a few new interesting twists to the contest this year!

2.
I had my second photo class on Tuesday. We learned about capturing motion. This is my best shot from class.

3.
Right Now: I’m addicted to porn. With Heather. And Alyssa. And Ice cream. Out of martini glasses. Classy.

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heather, don’t run into batman!



Sunday night Heather and I met up with Alyssa and went to Wicker Park Fest. We played with some random dogs, listened to music, drank (Alyssa beer, me sangria, and Heather nursed a hangover), met batman, ate (I just had sweet potato fries), and played half-assed hipster bingo (we spotted some nice ironic mustaches and a lot of fedoras).

I determined that my usual theory that a hot camera can make a guy look hotter did not apply to Wicker Park Fest for some reason.

Then we tried to go to the bar I’ve wanted to go to but it was closed so we went to another one and swung danced and I drank half a beer. Why do I order a beer if I hate it?

More photos here!

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i think i’ve been disqualified as their friend



After the eating contest I met up with Pat and Tim and Hall et. al. over at Bowman’s for lunch/drinks. It was $20 fish bowls and so there was much drinking…including Pat making himself a super straw to drink from another table…

We headed back to Tim’s and watched their appearance on the morning’s Channel 5 news segment before heading off to yet another food stop. Seriously, if I ate twenty sandwiches all I’d want to do is continually go out for food! :-) But I didn’t eat 20 sandwiches. So I was hungry :-)

We went to a place called Susie’s I think and got fries that came in a taco shell and were covered in cheese and gyro meat. Um, yum! From now on I think I will always get some meat on my french fries! They also had delicious milkshakes. Mine was German chocolate and was kind of awesome. Tim got beef sandwiches from somewhere else and brought them over. We ate a lot.

After that we piled all six of us back into the car back to Tim’s place for more drinking and more harassing of the dog by trying to fit him into a beer case and then spending entirely too much time trying to get him to knock down a tower of beer cans…

After the beer ran out we headed to some bar. My new rule is to never order whiskey sours from a foreigner. Last weekend at that Polish bar I ordered a whiskey sour and she asked what I wanted in it. I ended up with a whiskey and coke. This time I ordered a whiskey sour and got half a glass of whiskey with a splash of sour (or something). Just sayin. Or maybe I need to find myself a new girly but not too girly drink…

My second new rule is not to take a shot. Ever. At least not to take a totally ungirly shot because it usually ends badly. In this case it totally ends up with me having a gag reflex and puking it up. On my purse. Yeah, I’m classy. And can totally hold my liquor. Just sayin.

Anyways. Actually it was kind of funny because Tim kept saying that he was going to make sure I vomited every time we hung out. And then like 30 seconds later I did. No wait, that is totally unfunny.

Anyways. (Cue Sid leaving a comment that says “Pukahontas”…)

After listening to some Kelly Clarkson and Ashlee Simpson we left for another bar, which was closed. So we went to another bar that was almost empty except for one group of people doing karaoke over and over. And a zombie. But he came in later. And then Pat pulled up his brothers underwear and it broke. And later they kicked us out for some reason…

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make me a sammich



I’ve flown to New York two years in a row for Nathan’s. I’ve driven the ten hour drive to Chattanooga two years in a row for Krystal’s…so sometimes it is really nice when an eating contest just happens to be just two miles down the block from your apartment!

Saturday was the Jimmy John’s Freaky Fast Sandwich Making and Eating contest! This contest is a little different than most, it’s a series of exhibition-style contests that pits professional sandwich makers against professional Major League Eaters! The premise is that the eaters have to try to eat the sandwiches as fast as the makers can make them.

For this contest the eaters were Hall Hunt, Pat Bertoletti, Tim Brown, and Steve Dokho (who had won a qualifying competition to compete). Before the contest I said hi to Pat and he gave me a T-Shirt…he’s probably sick of me rooting for Tim :-) Then Tim complained that I was wearing a Pat t-shirt. :-) For the record, I love them both equally.

Anyways.

The contest started a little late as the singer before them (who was singing Britney Spears songs and begging the audience to give her french fries) went a little over. But finally the stage was set and the contest was announced. Three sandwich employees from around Chicagoland were announced first. And then the eaters took their places.

And then it was off! The makers started putting together their sandwiches. It was hard to see as they were behind a screen, but they got down making as the eaters waited. For this contest the eaters would not be penalized for not having sandwiches at first. The makers would be given six minutes to make and then when the time ran out the eaters would be given an extra minute or so to finish (the amount of time they spent at the beginning with nothing to eat).

As soon as the first sandwich was handed to them they were off! The eaters ripped sandwiches in half to share, they dunked, they stuffed, they swallowed. At times it definitely looked like the four to three ratio of eaters to makers would pay off as often times an eater would be without anything to eat at all. For the first time on the circuit it looked as if the eaters could win!

After six minutes the makers were told to stop and it looked like a victory was possible for the eaters as they went into their final minute. There was a tense moment as it looked like Steve was about to have a reversal of fortune, but luckily he powered through. Finally time was called for the eaters too.

After examining the table the results were announced…the eaters left behind two slices of tomato and a handful of lettuce. The makers would emerge victoriously!

It was a sad day for the eaters who have been facing off against Jimmy John’s employees around the country all summer. This was the closest they got and they still couldn’t out-eat the Jimmy John’s makers.

Hopefully there will be another rematch and more chances next year.

View Jimmy John’s Freak Fast Eating Contest Photos Here!

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it’s so gigandet



one.
Is it good or bad that the sushi lady knows my name?

two.
I wonder if the neighbors can hear me when I play my guitar.

three.
Did I mention that I can hear everything that they do? So much so to the point that when I am trying to sleep I get freaked out because it sounds like they are right outside of my door?

four.
Did I mention that I have no idea how to play the guitar? And that I just strum it a lot and sign whatever comes to my head?

five.
Have you seen this video? It’s kind of awesome.

six.
Speaking of videos, here are two of mine from Hyder that I posted over at Silly America.

seven.
I am semi-obsessed with Millennium Park hot dogs…

…and Eric eats sandwiches!

ericssandwich.jpg

seven.
My photo was in the Chicago Tribune!!!

eight.
Apparently changing someone’s name to “DO NOT CALL!” in my phone does nothing to prevent me from calling them.

nine.
Yay stock market surge! Now my mutual funds are ONLY down by $3,000 :(

ten.
Tuesday night Alyssa came over and we all watched Twilight and had champagne. Twilight would have been better without all those vampires…

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