The Penis Monologue

Man, it’s getting so hot and cramped in here. How can anyone stand this. God why did he switch to briefs!?! Sure with boxers I’m a little loose and slip out sometimes, but hell, I had comfort dude. And what about my boys, they need room. And as if drinking Mountain Dew wasn’t enough, now you have to do this! I can’t imagine what my next
count will be. This is making me angry. I just don’t know how I’ll ever get up in the morning, let alone at night, not that that loser is giving me any reason to anyway. But still, it’s the principle.