Why You Should Be a Vegetarian
by Tom Turkey

Help, help you don’t want me to be the guest of honor on the dinner table, do you? Thanksgiving’s coming and I don’t have much time left! Please, oh, please oh, please oh,
please oh, plea-------se become a vegetarian. Here’s why.

reason #1 I’m getting very tired of running away from this butcher and if you became a vegetarian I wouldn’t have to.

reason #2 I taste terrible wouldn’t you rather eat a nice veggie burger.

reason #3 don’t I have the cutest little turkey face and wouldn’t you rather see me hopping around with it on my body?

reason #4 I’m getting even more tired than before.

reason #5 I can’t run forever

reason #6 Hey, I just don’t want to be eaten

I hope I gave you enough reasons because you don’t want to see me on your plate. Well I have to go the butchers gaining on me. Bye.